今天手摸到的所有地方 都是滑滑的 筷子滑滑的 水龙头滑滑的 杯子也滑滑的 但是我洗了一下手 没觉得手上沾了东西 那么 到底是哪里出了问题 Today everything I touched Feels slippy Chopsticks are slippy Water taps are slippy Cups are slippy But I washed my hands And didn’t feel they are stained with anything So what went wrong exactly (2014)
Month: August 2014
45. The perfect bead｜完美弹珠
完美弹珠的作用是 能完美模拟 楼板水泥裂开的声音 半夜睡不着时 你可以把它拿出来 放在地板上玩 楼下的人不会有丝毫怀疑 The perfect bead has the function of mimicking the cracking sound of the cement floor perfectly You can take it out and play with it on the floor when you can’t sleep at night Your downstairs neighbors would suspect nothing (2014)
36. The special glasses｜特殊眼镜
如果你戴上特殊眼镜 你就会发现 我身上有个拳头大小的洞 就在胸口中央 有时我戴着特殊眼镜出门 看到街上很多人 也有这样的洞 If you put on the special glasses you’ll find that there’s a fist-sized hole in the middle of my chest sometimes I go out wearing the special glasses and see many people on the street also have those holes (2014)
1. Quantitative Change｜量变
我吃了一片薯片 感觉有点咸 于是我又吃了一块威化 感觉有点甜 我又吃了很多薯片 和很多威化 现在我既不觉得咸 也不觉得甜 但是我感觉嘴巴很干 I ate a chip feels a little salty I then ate a wafer feels a little sweet I then ate a lot of chips and a lot of wafers now my mouth doesn't feel salty nor sweet but very dry (2014)
A random noc｜随机脑壳 